tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2578511167318920490.post1383072763341875971..comments2010-04-25T22:33:53.892-07:00Comments on Made In Taiwan: Hell Holes and Studios: The American Searches For A Home OR You'd Be A Grouch Too If You Lived in a Trash Can (and other lessons from Sesame Street)Jommyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00174473124435743799noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2578511167318920490.post-75963722106279692362009-08-21T23:30:06.287-07:002009-08-21T23:30:06.287-07:00Given your general retardedness, this scooter stor...Given your general retardedness, this scooter story arc is trending inevitably toward a purchase. You would be a fool, sir, not to at least inquire as to whether you could travel by hang glider, or even Batmobile. <br /><br />That said, I nearly acquired a job covering MU football and basketball for the Associated Press, which would have likely taken me out of the running to be your future bunk mate. Of course, I said nearly.... here's what happened:<br /><br />Dude from AP, in a reply to an email from two months ago: "Sam, we'd love to have you as our stringer this year...when can you start?"<br /><br />Me, next day: "A year ago. What's the pay? No, wait, scratch that, I don't care. Yes."<br /><br />Dude from AP, the next day, on the phone: "Sam, just verifying that you'll be workin....oh, my boss just emailed me and told me you'll have to compete for the position.Can I CALL you back tomorrow?"<br /><br />Me: "Whatever. I hate Applebee's. I'll do anything."<br /><br />Dick from AP, next day, via EMAIL: "Sam, we're sorry to inform you that the job that we contacted you about and gave you will not be yours. Thanks, and we'll call you if we need anything."<br /><br />Me, next day, from ledge of window...Hit on Ithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14030158500814806558noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2578511167318920490.post-69348695613522526852009-08-21T21:39:46.911-07:002009-08-21T21:39:46.911-07:00I'm so happy you are finding a place to live a...I'm so happy you are finding a place to live alone. Being alone really can be a wonderful thing, but I'm happy you're close to David and Connie. Don't let yourself get lonely. The third one sounds awesome. Oh and I thought my place was small!!! I think you should buy a scooter too. I miss you brother. I love you so much. God is smiling on you, look at all the love and goodness that is happening to you. Good luck!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18386545905748282242noreply@blogger.com